"Deutsche, erklärt uns den Krieg!"
Stellenangebot aus der "International Herald Tribune" vom 25. Februar 2008:
Group of Italian citizens is desperately seeking fairly/marginally honest politicians to run in the next political elections for the Italian parliament.
The salary is extremely competitive (among the highest in the world) and countless "beyond the imagination" benefits are included.
Judiciary immunity is also guaranteed.
Once elected, the candidate may bring along friends and relatives who will be offered positions as top level state administrators or directors of a national TV network.
Job location is in one of the most exclusive neighbourhoods in the heart of Rome (walking distance from Piazza Navona).
No particular skills are required (in fact, having no skills at all is perfectly OK). No actual work is really necessary, except appearing
on TV talk shows, where politicians are not supposed to answer questions, but are invited to join well known soubrettes and sing-along popular themes.
Candidates should contact: rescue.italy@gmail.com
Was ist das eigentlich für ein Land, in dem der Hofnarr die Interessen des Volkes besser vertritt als der König?
Mir ist schlecht. Das kommt davon, wenn man beschließt, über den engen Horizont unserer Insel der Seligen hinauszuschauen und sich über die gesamtitalienische Politik zu informieren, die ja eigentlich nichts mit uns zu tun hat, weil:
Group of Italian citizens is desperately seeking fairly/marginally honest politicians to run in the next political elections for the Italian parliament.
The salary is extremely competitive (among the highest in the world) and countless "beyond the imagination" benefits are included.
Judiciary immunity is also guaranteed.
Once elected, the candidate may bring along friends and relatives who will be offered positions as top level state administrators or directors of a national TV network.
Job location is in one of the most exclusive neighbourhoods in the heart of Rome (walking distance from Piazza Navona).
No particular skills are required (in fact, having no skills at all is perfectly OK). No actual work is really necessary, except appearing
on TV talk shows, where politicians are not supposed to answer questions, but are invited to join well known soubrettes and sing-along popular themes.
Candidates should contact: rescue.italy@gmail.com
Was ist das eigentlich für ein Land, in dem der Hofnarr die Interessen des Volkes besser vertritt als der König?
Mir ist schlecht. Das kommt davon, wenn man beschließt, über den engen Horizont unserer Insel der Seligen hinauszuschauen und sich über die gesamtitalienische Politik zu informieren, die ja eigentlich nichts mit uns zu tun hat, weil:
pringle - 2. Mär, 14:06
